Monday, February 26, 2007

A True Gentleman.

"I thought, 'This bitch is going to fucking die right here in front of me.'"
- Jason Alexander, 2007

Friday, February 23, 2007

Go See "Reno 911: Miami!"

It's out today, and it's funny. Plus I'm in it. So is Chris Tallman, Dave Koechner, Ian Roberts, Patton Oswalt, and a whole host of funny folks. Support your local comics!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Friday Forty. February 16, 2007.

What a show!

Our very own Josh DuBose eked out a victory over crazy old Nick Armstrong and shrill little Marie Lively, and took home the $40. Don't spend it all in one dispensary, Josh!

But we have some lovely parting gifts. Please play our home version of the Lightning Round. This week's #1 album is "Infinity On High" by Fall Out Boy. If you're unfamiliar, they're the emo band whose guitarist looks like Nancy McKeon and whose song titles are hilarious, punny aphorisms.

So. Below, a list of titles. Take a look, and guess: Fall Out Boy, or Erma Bombeck? Answers after the jump.

1) All This Ringing In My Ears, But None On My Fingers
2) I Want To Grow Hair, I Want To Grow Up, I Want To Go To Boise
3) Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
4) The Carpal Tunnel Of Love
5) If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?
6) Bang The Doldrums
7) The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank
8) I Lost Everything In The Post-Natal Depression
9) You're Crashing, But You're No Wave
10) The Ties That Bind...And Gag
11) When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home