Ooh-wee, did we learn a lot last night!
- Ashley Knesi knows her shit AND can hold her beer. Congrats on your victory, smarty-pants!
- Even to say the word EMPOWERMENT in 2007 is itself disempowering. Because odds are you're wearing fishnets when you say it.
- Danny Masterson has five assistants, and at least two are bitches.
- Scott Gimple had the grimmest Best Week Ever audition- EVER!
- "Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')" is a real hip-hop song, "Take Them Snoots" is not. Until we learn how to rap.
- Graham Miller is just a little bit superior to Alex Miller.
Next show: 4/20. WHOOOO! It will be a theme show, let's put it that way.
God dammit, we love you guys. Please enjoy our Friday Forty Video of the Week, and savor the subtleties in the comfort of your own home. Please don't put boric acid in your mouth.